This program is coming to you via relay-to satellite: a spacecraft orbiting the earth at a speed of over 17,000 miles per hour. The musical selections you're about to hear were first tape recorded and fed into a transmitter where they were beamed to relay-to spacecraft. As you listen to the musical selections, note the clarity and excellent stereophonic separation between the left and right channels, even after traversing over 12,00 miles through space.
...love me, love me, say that you love me.
Okay, this is totally Tumblr material, but I seldom post quotes or anything on there, so I'm posting it here instead.